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Friday, August 17, 2007, 1:17 pm
Talents, hardworkingness, intelligence, metagaming and you.

Ever wonder why your colleague is so lazy yet he can get his work done at 5:30 PM and go home earlier?
Ever wonder why do you have to work your ass off since 2 months before assignment due yet your roommate takes only 7 days and get the same result as yours?

Life is unfair, this is true. This is because everyone has different level of talent, hard-workingness, intelligence and of course, metagaming.

So, what are all those above? Talent(T) can be defined as the speed to pick up certain skills(S), hard-workingness(H) is the time spend to pick up and learn certain skills(S), intellengence(I) is the application of the skills and lastly, metagaming(M) is the ability to follow the flow of the course of the work/game/task and apply the correct skills the correct situation.

Skill, can be unsummarized as below:

S = [(T*I)+(42^4.2/H)]x((4.2xM)+42)

Where:-

S = Skill points
T = Talent point, measure by 1200 minus the time in seconds to complete sudoku hard mode at the fifth time playing, lowest point at 0.
I = Intelligence is your IQ points taken from this free IQ test site.
H = Total unpaid OT you contributed to your workplace per week. If you are not working, then total hour spend in shopping mall + school + college per week. Rounded down to lowest round number.



As you can see, why the more hours you spend, the lower your points gets?
Simple. Skillful people don't need to work hard, they work smart instead. That is why you get penalized for being an ass.

Metagaming = The ability to follow the flow of any thing are you doing. This is the main factor that determines how skillful you can get and grow.

According to OotS, human brains can be roughly devided as below:


For calculation sake to determine your total skill points, answer the question below to determine your metagaming points.

What is 6 multiply by 9?
A) 54
B) 1.5
C) 42
D) Speak the truth, you are searching for calculator, handphone, MSExcel or MSCalc.

If you answer A, your metagame point is 2, B is 1, C is 3 and D is 0.

Lastly, the costant of 42 and 4.2, why so? Because it is the answer to life, the universe and everything.

Ah yea, 6 by 9 is 42, at base 13. Ha Ha, Nelson Muntz style.

Finally, round down your skill points and TADA!! this is your skill points.
Do the test and compare it with your friends. See who is more skillful in life!!


Another community contribution brought to you by the great o'Yan Chyuan.
Disclaimer: This calculation is true at the time of typing. The author reserves the right to decline all claims and you are 100% liable for your own risk for assessing this test of skill points.
The author has 5,765,948 points based on the calculation.

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