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Friday, March 23, 2007, 7:43 am
To make a traffic jam disaster (2500 servings)1 broken down car at each major road. Can be replace with accidents for lower calories.
1 kg of curiosity.
500g of busybody-ness.
20% of total driver being queue jumper.
and
50mm to 80mm worth of morning rain, depending on how moist you like your disaster to be.
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1. First, wet the major roads with 80% of the water you had.
2. Add in all broke down cars, (or accidents if you opt for lower calories).
3. Then add in all the curiosity and busybody-ness.
4. Blend for 30seconds.
5. Add in the 20% queue jumper.
6. Add in remaining water as droplets over the cooking process.
7. Bake for another 1 minute.
Tada! there you go. The idiot proof recipe for being late to work yet you cannot explain to your boss because he who thinks he is so great assume that traffic jam is not an excuse when you are normally early for work for 20 minutes and for only once you are late for 7 minutes and get fucked in your ass.
Labels: career suicide, whine tasting